G: Mommy, you have the biggest tummy in the whole world.
A: It's because she eats a lot.

G: These shoes make me ouchy but they make me pretty.


G: Dear God, help me to go to heaven.
A: You go to heaven when you are 100 years old.
G: I want to pray back. Dear God, I d0n't want to go to heaven.
J: You want to go to heaven later.
A: Are there jump ropes in heaven?
J: Yes.
A: G, G, there are jump ropes in heaven!

G: I'm going to buy a pillowpet.
A: G, Santa's going to get one for you.
G: I'm going to order it.

G: Mommy, my bottom tickles.
A: (Before I can say anything)Does it feel sparkly?
G: Yes.
A: That means your butt's asleep!

my little baby

JL: What did you learn in your Sunday school?
GL: Eat crackers!

We all laughed.

JL: Other than that, what did you learn in your Sunday school?
GL: Ham!

We all laughed again.



When I talked to her Sunday school teacher a couple of days later, she told me that they ate crackers and learned about Abraham. AbraHAM!

She was right, and we all laughed at her. Poor thing...

AL: When I'm 20 years old and Gianna is 17 1/2 years old,..
JL: Wait, how do you know that? (She can do math!)
AL: I just know things like that.


AL: I feel like I went from 0 year to 4 years old, and then 4 years old to 5 years old.

AL: Mommy, is Jesus in your heart?
JL: Yes.
AL: Everyone's heart has Jesus in it?
JL: Yes.
AL: Wow! That means there are lots of Jesuses!

JL: Why are you so cute?( with a big hug)
AL: Because YOU are so cute!